Polimom never was much good with fancy knots. I don’t macrame, and I’m the last person you want to trust tying your boat to the dock.
These are so easy to do, in fact, that I’d bet any drooling idiot could handle it… and that explains so much, doesn’t it?
Updated: Gracious! It seems we have an abundance of noose-tying, butt-scratching, nose-picking, beer-belching morons on the loose! It’s more than just Jena, or the Coast Guard, or the Columbia University professor, or…