Schizophrenia on wheels

Posted on Friday 16 March 2007

This is an odd, schizophrenic little article:

WASHINGTON - Suspected members of extremist groups have signed up as school bus drivers in the United States, counterterror officials said Friday, in a cautionary bulletin to police. An FBI spokesman said, “Parents and children have nothing to fear.”

Okay — that sounds very scary. Maybe a Beslan-on-wheels?

Asked about the alert notice, the FBI’s Rich Kolko said, “There are no threats, no plots and no history leading us to believe there is any reason for concern,” although law enforcement agencies around the country were asked to watch out for kids’ safety.

Excuse me? Somebody has to be told to watch out for kids’ safety? Since when?

It noted “recent suspicious activity” by foreigners who either drive school buses or are licensed to drive them, according to a counterterror official.

Foreigners under recent investigation include “some with ties to extremist groups” who have been able to “purchase buses and acquire licenses,” the bulletin says.

I’m starting to hyperventilate now. What groups? Where are these buses?

But Homeland Security and the FBI “have no information indicating these individuals are involved in a terrorist plot against the homeland,” it says. The memo also notes: “Most attempts by foreign nationals in the United States to acquire school bus licenses to drive them are legitimate.”

Kolko said the bulletin was sent merely as an educational tool to help local police identify and respond to any suspicious activity.

One counterterror official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the issue, said the government felt it was likely that the foreigners investigated were merely employed as bus drivers, and did not intend to use them as part of any terror plot.

A second official said the government felt it prudent that the backgrounds of all those who come in contact with school children be checked.

Homeland Security spokesman Russ Knocke said the government has no credible information to suggest terrorists are “involved in buying school buses or seeking licenses to drive them.” He said there was no indication of any immediate threat to the country.

Oh. Never mind then.

So we needed to know this… why???

Added: Fox has the story now, and their version is just as unhelpful. Should we all run screaming into the streets, or not?

Sigh… I’m going with “not”.

3 Comments for 'Schizophrenia on wheels'

  1.  
    Andy
    March 16, 2007 | 6:53 pm
     

    YOUR KIDS ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.*

    *If a highly unlikely set of circumstances lead to an improbable event with a very low chance of actual occurrence.

    Gosh, I wonder if there has been any bad political news this week that might cause the White “Terror Alert!” House to push such ridiculous stories.

  2.  
    March 17, 2007 | 7:05 am
     

    […] Mar 17th, 2007 by mvdg The AP reports that, according to counterterrorism officials say that […] extremists have signed up as school bus drivers. It’s a bit strange that the AP doesn’t mention what kind of extremists exactly, but I’m sure we can fill in the blanks. It’s a bit a strange article: extremists are trying to drive school buses, but don’t worry, they don’t mean harm. Should parents worry, or not? […]

  3.  
    March 17, 2007 | 11:25 am
     

    All your bus are belong to us…

    Noted political blogger and local counterterror psychops expert Polimom has done it again: she has spotted yet another strain of the dreaded disease Pantophobia that is afflicting our nation. In this instance, the symptom was a ‘cautionary bulletin…

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